fired... FOREVER!

john worked at a steel producing company, yet he made too many mistakes in the company...

so luke fired john, but john wasnt having it and they started a fist fight next to the HCL - hydrocloric acid (ACID)
and before they knew it, john had fallen into the tank and luke ran away..

the acid burned johns skin and into his organs gradually burning his flesh until it had reached his spinal cord where he was paralysed as he burnt and drowned in the acid tank.. luke thought he had fired john, luke never knew it would be forever


1000 WAYS TO DIE #658

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my incident with jake....

it want raw passion, it was me, wanting him, reeeaaally badly.

so Snoop Dog was playing in concert in the 02 dublin, and me and mates just had to go see him. me and jen w got a lift up to the big city and met up with jake, james, alex and darragh..

and the start of the concert, me and jake were just flirting and then the music came on and we started dancing together.. then he pulled me really close and put his hands, ahem.. lower than my waist lets say... i knew i wanted him then and there..so as the music kept on playing i caught old of his hand and led him outside... the was a door at the back of the building with steps leading up to it, so i took him up there, it was dark and only the moon lit up the dark area.

so we started kissing and he picked me up so my legs wrapped around hi, and then he pushed me up against the door, lifted up my skirt and it sorta just happened. it was only a quickie, but the most ironic and gayest song ever came on in the middle of sex.. SEXUAL SEDUCTION!!! I laughed as we kept on throughout the whole song.. now that was a night!!! after we went back into the concert and danced some more..

when Snoop had left the buliding we all went out into the foyer and darragh tried to get drink, he ended up getting vodka mixed with something and it tasted like liqourish, gross!!!

but that was definately a good concert, especially when i wasnt in there XD

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clubbing S.O.S

so the clubbing plans for tonight...

lacey got caught underage drinking so she's not haveing a b-day getogether however..

danni and nicole and a group of people are going into town drinking, literally, walking around in the drizzle of rain and the damp air, and the cold. sure id love to go if i was drinking, but ive left it too late to get it and now if i was to go, id be the babysitter, and plus we're all staying up in nicoles place after.. i think im gonna call up jen w and ask her what she thinks. to me this sounds pointless and boring, but i might meet a hot guy and i might just have fun.. if i was drinking!!!!

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so i called up jen w, and she said that her ankle is just bruised and that going into town is a good idea, it might be fun and i might have a laf... its one of those glass half full, glass half empty situations.. and for this.. im seeing the glass..half empty.. all the signs are pointing for me to stay in tonight.. leanne cant go cos she's getting a tooth pulled, jen w spraint her ankle. these are all pain related reasons, maybe somehing bad will happen. i dno. its just a gut feeling...

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dear, its gay deer

what was i meant to tell her?!

she's 10 and obviously curious, maybe this is why kids are evil? cos their babysitters show them pictures of gay gangbanging deer??

the following convo is the one i had with katie, my 10year young niece..

katie: hey, jen? what's that?

me : oh, katie.. em this is a pic of deer honey

katie: well obviously, jees jen, but what are they doing? why are they doing that?

i couldve lied to her, and told her when deer are really happy they get together and have a big group hug? really? she'd 10, not a retard, and i understand why she ran off scared outta her little head, because i spent the next 20mins convincing her its not true

me: well katie, you see, the deers are gay deers

katie; gay? what's that?

me: um, its eh... when boys fancy other boys and you see, you know sex?

katie; sex? hahahahahaha

me; well thats what the deers are doing...

well im not going to lie to her.. but i did put it a bit brutally, actually, it looked like something out of the 'inbetweeners' <--- a british tv programme

im atheist

for those of you who dont know what this symbol means, i will show you the light :D

its eh, the symbol for atheism, it means that those who carry it or use it have no religious beliefs what-so-ever. and i for one, am an atheist. like many teens these days, we are forced to go to church and mass by our parents and even our schools.

i go to a catholic school, where prayers are said at the start of class and regular masses take place. i was baptised, made my commuinion, had a confrimation.. the next step is to be a nun. that isnt ever going to happen, i lost my faith when i was confirmed.. i reject all religions and am sick of being forced to practice religion. in mass i dont recieve communion and when my class say prayers i dont join in, but i stand up with them in respect for their beliefs, and not to piss anyone off, but it is the biggest load of shite EVER.

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TITANIC

ever since i was young ive had an obsession witht he titanic, the real one that is.. and then i watched the movie of it.. my obsession remained but.. who in their right mind would throw that away??? ahem* this old looney..

the least she could do is give it to her grand daughter!! that would pay for her car.. and clothes. set for life!!! but nooo, she has to chuck it in the ocean to be ''wise and noble'' bloody old women.. and she went on a fecking helicopter! she might have a heart condition!!! and then putting her on a big aul boat/ship/dingy.. she could have mental breakdown!!! do people ever think! and did you see what she brought with her?! some people bring rat-dogs but noo she has to bring her fish, how did she get that through airport security? the fish could have crack inits fishy food..

the woman should've been put in a home and the necklace should've been given to her grand children... god... general knowledge here lads :D

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having fun hurts other people...

so as you do.. i got my mate jen w to run up a slope and back down, iwe've done it billion times before and its a great laugh.. but eh.. it was raining and dark...

so she ran up and fell back down, i swear i almost wet myself, but now she has a spraint ankle and our plans to go clubbing tomorrow night are off, on the basis that her foot looks like it has a growth on it :(

and i dont want to go to laceys birthday get-together because it means i have to frantically search around for someone over 18 to buy me a litre of vodka so i can get pissed. and a pack of fags aswell, im sick of stealing em from my mum, she smokes marlboro lites and i hate them, il smoke em anyway but still, i cant feel the smoke in my chest anymore when i smoke those.. :(

but for laceys bday around 30 people are going into the city and literally getting shitfaced.. wish jen w would be better for 2moro,

fucking irish weather eh?

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