dear, its gay deer

what was i meant to tell her?!

she's 10 and obviously curious, maybe this is why kids are evil? cos their babysitters show them pictures of gay gangbanging deer??

the following convo is the one i had with katie, my 10year young niece..

katie: hey, jen? what's that?

me : oh, katie.. em this is a pic of deer honey

katie: well obviously, jees jen, but what are they doing? why are they doing that?

i couldve lied to her, and told her when deer are really happy they get together and have a big group hug? really? she'd 10, not a retard, and i understand why she ran off scared outta her little head, because i spent the next 20mins convincing her its not true

me: well katie, you see, the deers are gay deers

katie; gay? what's that?

me: um, its eh... when boys fancy other boys and you see, you know sex?

katie; sex? hahahahahaha

me; well thats what the deers are doing...

well im not going to lie to her.. but i did put it a bit brutally, actually, it looked like something out of the 'inbetweeners' <--- a british tv programme