i lost my virginity to sean in my mates house, jen w ad john* were down stairs watching a movie and me and sean were upstairs on someones bed making out.. he pulled out a condom packet and chucked them on the floor, and soon we were striped down to our underwear on the bed.
i nodded at the packet and his face lit up like a light...
he looked on the floor for the packet. no sign.. UH-OH
no way was i gonna without a johnny!
but he found it and i got under the covers and took off my thong, he got under aswell and put it on.. i wish i had a camera for his face when he put it on. if that was him putting a johnny on.. id love to see his face when doing a maths question.. priceless and extremely confused :D
halarious. once he had it on, i literally spread em and he went in.. 2 words.. ouch and owwww
my hands scraped down his back and the soreness went away.. then it got good...
im cringing while writing this.. oh god, but i must pursue...
his.. yano.. dick.. kept on falling out so i had to keep on putting it back in. maybe it was because it was so small??? it looked a bit like a swollen pickle.. not like dalys.. dalys was what i was expecting..... no seans was not big thats for sure.. but he did the job i guess...
after we had finished, he dashed out the door as soon as i was dressed and out the front dorr and home because his mum had been calling him.. i dint even get a chance to tell him not to tell anyone. but it was clear as i walked down the stairs they all knew.. did they have fecking walky talkies in their heads?! ones that allow all the guys to know exactly what's happening.. maybe thats why some lads outcast some guys?? maybe their walkie-talkies are broken?? and girls call them dickheads..
speaking to john later that day.. he asked me what room we were in, in case it was his..
no it wasnt johns room, how ever it was the spare room,, not too bad.. the spare room his granny sleeps in when she comes to stay.. YUCK. '' i fucked someone in your grans bed!!!! '' a sentance you wouldnt like to hear..
and so everyone knew, and the torture of screwing sean carried on for a few weeks as all his mates were virgins and he wasnt, so clearly, they all wanted to know the details.. he told them.. everything.. the positions (misionary and cowgirl) and i bet he googled them aswell..
the fact that i moaned, i bet he didnt mention his sex face?
well ill tell you, imagine watching a dog getting run over, then a cat going over a eating the dog, and then mix it all together with a maths problem and there you go..
i nodded at the packet and his face lit up like a light...
he looked on the floor for the packet. no sign.. UH-OH
no way was i gonna without a johnny!
but he found it and i got under the covers and took off my thong, he got under aswell and put it on.. i wish i had a camera for his face when he put it on. if that was him putting a johnny on.. id love to see his face when doing a maths question.. priceless and extremely confused :D
halarious. once he had it on, i literally spread em and he went in.. 2 words.. ouch and owwww
my hands scraped down his back and the soreness went away.. then it got good...
im cringing while writing this.. oh god, but i must pursue...
his.. yano.. dick.. kept on falling out so i had to keep on putting it back in. maybe it was because it was so small??? it looked a bit like a swollen pickle.. not like dalys.. dalys was what i was expecting..... no seans was not big thats for sure.. but he did the job i guess...
after we had finished, he dashed out the door as soon as i was dressed and out the front dorr and home because his mum had been calling him.. i dint even get a chance to tell him not to tell anyone. but it was clear as i walked down the stairs they all knew.. did they have fecking walky talkies in their heads?! ones that allow all the guys to know exactly what's happening.. maybe thats why some lads outcast some guys?? maybe their walkie-talkies are broken?? and girls call them dickheads..
speaking to john later that day.. he asked me what room we were in, in case it was his..
no it wasnt johns room, how ever it was the spare room,, not too bad.. the spare room his granny sleeps in when she comes to stay.. YUCK. '' i fucked someone in your grans bed!!!! '' a sentance you wouldnt like to hear..
and so everyone knew, and the torture of screwing sean carried on for a few weeks as all his mates were virgins and he wasnt, so clearly, they all wanted to know the details.. he told them.. everything.. the positions (misionary and cowgirl) and i bet he googled them aswell..
the fact that i moaned, i bet he didnt mention his sex face?
well ill tell you, imagine watching a dog getting run over, then a cat going over a eating the dog, and then mix it all together with a maths problem and there you go..
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